MachoMeep

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A guy who talks like he's the king of the world but says things that make you question his whole life. He plays video games like it's his full-time job and might be hiding a huge secret.
'I'm not sus. I'm just extra confident.', said while wearing a fanny pack and a hat that says 'I survive everything.'
He DMs me at 2 a. m. with a splitgate clip and a question about my sexual orientation.
He claims he's not gay, but he's been watching 3 hours of rainbow six siege tutorials and still doesn't know how to aim.
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A man who talks too much and says things that don’t make sense. He plays games all day and might be lying about being straight. No one has proof, but everyone suspects him.
He said, 'I'm not sus, I'm just extra.', then proceeded to cry because he lost a match.
He sent me a 3-hour long DM about why he thinks he's not gay and why he thinks he's the best at splitgate.
He tried to explain rainbow six siege to me and I felt like I was in a war zone.
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A person who talks like he's never been wrong. He says weird stuff and might be hiding a secret. He plays games like it's his full-time job and doesn't care if people think he's gay.
He said, 'I'm not gay, I just like to look extra.', then went on to say he's the best at splitgate and rainbow six siege.
He sent me a tweet at 3 a. m. with a splitgate clip and a question about my life choices.
He tried to explain rainbow six siege to me and I felt like I had to take a nap.
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