MachoMeep
A guy who talks like he's the king of the world but says things that make you question his whole life. He plays video games like it's his full-time job and might be hiding a huge secret.
'I'm not sus. I'm just extra confident.', said while wearing a fanny pack and a hat that says 'I survive everything.'
He DMs me at 2 a. m. with a splitgate clip and a question about my sexual orientation.
He claims he's not gay, but he's been watching 3 hours of rainbow six siege tutorials and still doesn't know how to aim.