macholusional
A Mexican who thinks they're a superhero but actually just a confused guy who got hit by a bus and still thinks he's cool.
He tried to save a kid from a burning car and got burned himself, then told everyone he was 'the fireman of the block.'
He showed up to a fight with a mop and a sandwich, then got beat up and still said 'I was holding back.'
He texted me 'I could take down a whole gang' and then got scared by a squirrel.