macholusional

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A Mexican who thinks they're tougher than a donkey in a punchball fight and doesn't realize they're just a walking delusion.

He tried to fight six guys at the bar and got kicked out for screaming 'I'm the king of the street!' while bleeding from his nose.

She told her whole family she could beat up a cop, then cried when she got a ticket for jaywalking.

He texted me 'I could take on a bull and win' right before he got tossed out of a taco truck for arguing with the driver.

A Mexican who thinks they're a superhero but actually just a confused guy who got hit by a bus and still thinks he's cool.

He tried to save a kid from a burning car and got burned himself, then told everyone he was 'the fireman of the block.'

He showed up to a fight with a mop and a sandwich, then got beat up and still said 'I was holding back.'

He texted me 'I could take down a whole gang' and then got scared by a squirrel.

A Mexican who thinks they're the toughest guy around, but they're just a walking joke with a bad attitude.

He challenged the whole football team to a fight and lost so bad he cried in the locker room.

He told his mom he could beat up a dragon, then got scared by a loud noise.

He tried to start a bar fight by yelling 'I'm the toughest guy in town!' and got laughed at by the bouncer.