Machoism
Machoism is the worst thing ever. It’s like the devil came and gave men a bad haircut and a sense of entitlement.
My mom told my dad he looked like a confused lobster in a suit.
My uncle tried to be a tough guy by standing on a chair and screaming. It was like a bad karaoke performance.
My cousin said he was tougher than a brick wall. I threw a brick at him. He fell over.