machofabulous
A man with a beard, a fur coat, and sunglasses who looks like he just walked out of a bar fight and into a fancy party.
My uncle is a machofabulous. He showed up to my mom's birthday wearing a bear hug and a smirk.
He walked in like he owned the place. I think he just beat up the waiter.
He’s the reason the bar has a no-beard policy now.