machofabulous

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A man with a beard, a fur coat, and sunglasses who looks like he just walked out of a bar fight and into a fancy party.

My uncle is a machofabulous. He showed up to my mom's birthday wearing a bear hug and a smirk.

He walked in like he owned the place. I think he just beat up the waiter.

He’s the reason the bar has a no-beard policy now.

A man who thinks he’s a wolf in a fur coat, but also wears sunglasses like he’s trying to hide his bad decisions.

He showed up to my wedding like he was going to a murder scene. I didn’t even know he had a fur coat.

He told me he’s a beast. I told him he’s a mess.

He tried to flirt with my aunt. She gave him a look that could kill.

A man who looks like he just finished a marathon, got into a bar fight, and still had time to put on a fur coat and sunglasses.

He showed up at my birthday party like he was trying to start a war. I asked him why he was wearing a bear’s hair. He said it was for the style.

He walked in, and the whole room shut up. I think he scared the DJ.

He told me he’s a legend. I told him he’s a legend in a bad way.