machofabulous
A man who looks like he just finished a marathon, got into a bar fight, and still had time to put on a fur coat and sunglasses.
He showed up at my birthday party like he was trying to start a war. I asked him why he was wearing a bear’s hair. He said it was for the style.
He walked in, and the whole room shut up. I think he scared the DJ.
He told me he’s a legend. I told him he’s a legend in a bad way.