machocockification
when you get so turned on by big, swollen, and veiny penises that you would punch a hole in a wall just to see one
I texted my crush and he sent me a selfie. I cried. I was sobbing.
I got a job at the zoo just to watch the monkeys. They were too small for my taste.
My cousin got a tattoo of a cock and now he won't shut up about it.