machocockification

I saw a guy in the gym and I almost fainted. That thing was like a meat tornado.

My friend texted me a picture of his dog and it had a hard-on. I was jealous.

I passed out during a movie because the actor took his shirt off. It was a crime against humanity.

I texted my crush and he sent me a selfie. I cried. I was sobbing.

I got a job at the zoo just to watch the monkeys. They were too small for my taste.

My cousin got a tattoo of a cock and now he won't shut up about it.

At the party, I tried to impress everyone by showing off my cock. No one believed me.

I asked my dad if I could go to the beach. He said no. I asked again. He said no. I asked one more time. He said no. I walked out and got a job at the zoo.

I got a new phone just so I could show off my cock to my crush. It was worth it.

I sold my soul to the devil just to get a bigger cock. It was a bad deal.

I went to church every Sunday just to pray for a bigger cock. God didn't answer.

I gave my mom a massage and she asked me if I wanted a cock. I said yes. She gave me one.

I ate a cock. It was like eating a steak. It was delicious.

I tried to eat my brother's cock. He said no. I tried again. He said no again. I ate it anyway.

My friend tried to eat a cock and he choked. It was a mess.