machocockification
a wild need to have the biggest, fullest, and most impressive cock in the room, like you're trying to win a cock contest
At the party, I tried to impress everyone by showing off my cock. No one believed me.
I asked my dad if I could go to the beach. He said no. I asked again. He said no. I asked one more time. He said no. I walked out and got a job at the zoo.
I got a new phone just so I could show off my cock to my crush. It was worth it.