machochist
Bulky guys who think they’re superheroes just because they can lift a barbell. They yell at themselves like they’re in a war and their muscles are weapons.
Text: 'I lifted 200 pounds today. I’m going to be the strongest man in the world.'
Tweet: 'I did a plank and it felt like a battle. I’m winning.'
DM: 'I’m not even breathing hard. I’m a legend.'