machochist

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Big, sweaty meatheads who scream nonsense at the mirror while doing push-ups like they’re fighting a bear. They think leg day is a religion and their abs are holy.

DM: 'Bro, I did 100 push-ups and 200 squats. I’m basically a god now.'

Tweet: 'Leg day is my favorite day. My legs are so sore they’re crying.'

Text: 'I did 50 sit-ups and I’m not even tired. I’m going to be a god by next week.'

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Bulky guys who think they’re superheroes just because they can lift a barbell. They yell at themselves like they’re in a war and their muscles are weapons.

Text: 'I lifted 200 pounds today. I’m going to be the strongest man in the world.'

Tweet: 'I did a plank and it felt like a battle. I’m winning.'

DM: 'I’m not even breathing hard. I’m a legend.'

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Huge guys who think their bodies are perfect and they’re the center of the universe. They do crazy workouts and talk to themselves like they’re giving a speech to a crowd.

Tweet: 'I did 100 sit-ups and 50 push-ups. I’m the best person alive.'

Text: 'I’m doing leg day again. I’m going to be the strongest person in the world.'

DM: 'I’m so fit I could bench-press a bear and win.'

by Slangipedia 2h ago