Macho Wipe - A macho wipe is a paper towel you use when you’re too scared

A macho wipe is a paper towel you use when you’re too scared to look at the toilet paper roll and see it’s almost gone.

I used a macho wipe because I was scared of the empty roll.

He used a macho wipe and then ran away.

She used a macho wipe and then stared at the roll for 10 minutes.