Macho Wipe

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A macho wipe is a paper towel you use when you’re too lazy to get up and grab more toilet paper, even though you’re basically defecating on the floor.
I used a macho wipe because I was too tired to walk to the closet.
My brother used a macho wipe and then threw it at me.
I used a macho wipe and it was the saddest moment of my life.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A macho wipe is when you try to act cool by using a paper towel like it’s a superpower, even though you just dropped your pants.
I used a macho wipe and pretended I was a superhero.
She used a macho wipe and said it was her final act of glory.
He used a macho wipe and then cried.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A macho wipe is a paper towel you use to clean up your mess because you’re too proud to admit you ran out of toilet paper.
I used a macho wipe and said I was doing it for the glory.
He used a macho wipe and then bragged about it.
She used a macho wipe and then told her whole family about it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A macho wipe is a paper towel you use when you’re too scared to look at the toilet paper roll and see it’s almost gone.
I used a macho wipe because I was scared of the empty roll.
He used a macho wipe and then ran away.
She used a macho wipe and then stared at the roll for 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A macho wipe is a paper towel you use when you’re too cheap to buy more toilet paper and you’re just gonna suffer through it.
I used a macho wipe and said I was saving money for pizza.
He used a macho wipe and then ate the paper.
She used a macho wipe and then yelled at the roll.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A macho wipe is a paper towel you use when you’re too busy being a man to notice you’re out of toilet paper.
I used a macho wipe and said I was being a man.
He used a macho wipe and then took a nap.
She used a macho wipe and then asked for a medal.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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