macho wank
when a man uses the mirror like it’s a trophy and flexes his junk like he just won the whole world. then he pees on the floor because he’s too macho to care. macho wank!
he stood in front of the mirror, flexing like he just won the lottery.
he peed on the floor and said, 'this is my victory.'
he did a full mirror pose and said, 'this is my moment of glory.'