macho wank

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when a guy stares into a mirror like it’s a portal to his glory and shoves his junk in there while he pees on the floor like a king. it’s the ultimate flex. macho wank!
he stood in front of the mirror for 10 minutes, yelling at his reflection like it was a rival.
he peed on the floor and laughed like it was the best thing he ever did.
he took a selfie with the mirror and posted it with the caption 'no filter needed.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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when a man thinks he’s a superhero and uses the mirror to check his junk like it’s a mission. then he yells at his reflection because it didn’t match his expectations. macho wank!
he checked his junk in the mirror and yelled, 'you let me down!'
he did a full-body stretch in front of the mirror and said, 'this is my moment.'
he peed on the mirror and said, 'this is how I conquer my enemies.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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when a guy uses the mirror like it’s a judge in a talent show and does his best wank while showing off like he’s about to win. macho wank!
he did a little dance in front of the mirror while wanking like it was a concert.
he asked the mirror, 'how’s that for a performance?'
he made the mirror his audience and did a standing ovation for himself.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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when a man thinks the mirror is a witness and uses it to make his wanking look like a crime. he’s so macho, he’s doing it in public. macho wank!
he stood in front of the mirror and whispered, 'this is the only witness.'
he did it in the middle of the mall and said, 'nobody saw me.'
he wanked in front of the mirror and said, 'I will not be caught.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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when a man uses the mirror like it’s a trophy and flexes his junk like he just won the whole world. then he pees on the floor because he’s too macho to care. macho wank!
he stood in front of the mirror, flexing like he just won the lottery.
he peed on the floor and said, 'this is my victory.'
he did a full mirror pose and said, 'this is my moment of glory.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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when a guy wanks in front of the mirror like it’s a dating app and hopes the mirror is his first date. he’s that desperate. macho wank!
he wanked in the mirror and said, 'I’m trying to get a date.'
he asked the mirror, 'would you swipe right?'
he did a little wink at the mirror and said, 'we’re on a date now.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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