macho wank
when a man thinks he’s a superhero and uses the mirror to check his junk like it’s a mission. then he yells at his reflection because it didn’t match his expectations. macho wank!
he checked his junk in the mirror and yelled, 'you let me down!'
he did a full-body stretch in front of the mirror and said, 'this is my moment.'
he peed on the mirror and said, 'this is how I conquer my enemies.'