macho taco
When a guy’s pants are so tight in the crotch they look like they’re trying to fight a donkey and it’s winning.
My cousin’s macho taco is so big it looks like he’s got a squirrel in his pants.
That guy’s macho taco is so extreme I think he’s gonna split his pants at the mall.
My dad’s macho taco is so bad it made the pants cry.