macho taco

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When a guy’s pants are so tight in the crotch they look like they’re trying to fight a donkey and it’s winning.

My cousin’s macho taco is so big it looks like he’s got a squirrel in his pants.

That guy’s macho taco is so extreme I think he’s gonna split his pants at the mall.

My dad’s macho taco is so bad it made the pants cry.

A guy’s crotch so bulging it looks like it’s about to launch a spaceship.

That guy’s macho taco is so intense it’s like he’s got a whole taco bar in his pants.

My brother’s macho taco is so big it’s like he’s got a pizza in there too.

That man’s macho taco is so epic I think he’s gonna explode.

When a guy’s crotch is so big it looks like he’s hiding a whole chicken in there.

My uncle’s macho taco is so legendary it should have its own Instagram.

That guy’s macho taco is so bad it made the pants go on strike.

My friend’s macho taco is so big I think it’s gonna start a union.