Macho Picchu
A place where men flex so much they might as well be doing yoga with their biceps.
My friend’s dad says he’s from Macho Picchu because he once bench-pressed a goat.
The guy at the gym said he’s from Macho Picchu because he’s ‘too manly to use a towel.’
My cousin’s neighbor says he’s from Macho Picchu because he once fought a chicken in public.