macho duke
When someone promises they'll poop so loud it'll wake the dead and then does it in your mom's car.
He said he'd be macho duke if we didn't pass the test. He did it in the principal's office.
She said she'd be macho duke if he didn't show up. He showed up. She did it in the elevator.
He said he'd be macho duke if we didn't win the game. We lost. He did it in the stadium.