macho duke

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A guy who says he's going to take the biggest, smelliest dump ever and then proceeds to do it in front of everyone.

My buddy said he'd be macho duke by lunch. He didn't. He did it in the breakroom.

She called him macho duke during the meeting. He left the room and came back with a sandwich.

He said he'd be macho duke if we didn't win. We lost. He did it in the hallway.

When someone promises they'll poop so loud it'll wake the dead and then does it in your mom's car.

He said he'd be macho duke if we didn't pass the test. He did it in the principal's office.

She said she'd be macho duke if he didn't show up. He showed up. She did it in the elevator.

He said he'd be macho duke if we didn't win the game. We lost. He did it in the stadium.

A person who says they're going to take a dump so big it'll be in the history books and then does it in the school bathroom.

He said he'd be macho duke if we didn't pass. We didn't. He did it in the library.

She said she'd be macho duke if he didn't come. He came. She did it in the cafeteria.

He said he'd be macho duke if we didn't win the game. We did. He did it in the gym.