macho cups
When you're so full of alcohol that you can't even stand straight, but you still try to balance all your cups on your head to look like a total idiot.
He fell down with 5 cups on his head and said, 'I'm still the best!'
At the party, she balanced 4 cups and said, 'I'm the cup queen!'
After drinking 7 cups, he fell over and said, 'I'm just too macho for this world.'