macho cups

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When you chug your drink and then grab every single cup you drank from and pile them on top of each other like a plastic skyscraper to prove you're the toughest guy in the room.
At the football game, he stacked 7 cups and yelled, 'I'm the king of the beer night!'
After drinking 5 shots, she piled up 6 cups and said, 'You ain't nothing without your cups!'
At the bar, he knocked over someone's stack and said, 'You're not macho, you're just clumsy.'
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The stupid habit of saving every cup you drink from and stacking them like a fool to look cool in front of your friends.
At the concert, he had a tower of 8 cups and said, 'This is my legacy.'
She saved all her cups from the office party and brought them to work the next day.
At the club, he tried to stack 10 cups and fell over, spilling his drink everywhere.
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When you're too drunk to care about anything else but showing off how many cups you've crushed in one night.
He had 9 cups stacked and said, 'I'm gonna drink you under the table!'
At the birthday party, she stacked 5 cups and said, 'I'm the queen of the cups!'
After a long night at the bar, he fell over with 7 cups on his back.
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The act of drinking until you're wasted and then piling up all your cups like they're trophies for being the biggest man in the room.
At the basketball game, he had a tower of 10 cups and shouted, 'I'm the man!'
She drank 6 cups and said, 'I'm gonna beat you at the next party.'
After the bar closed, he had 8 cups on his head like a crown.
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When you're so full of alcohol that you can't even stand straight, but you still try to balance all your cups on your head to look like a total idiot.
He fell down with 5 cups on his head and said, 'I'm still the best!'
At the party, she balanced 4 cups and said, 'I'm the cup queen!'
After drinking 7 cups, he fell over and said, 'I'm just too macho for this world.'
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A stupid way of showing off how much you drank by stacking your cups like a drunk man trying to build a tower.
He built a tower of 10 cups and said, 'I'm the cup king!'
At the office party, she stacked 6 cups and said, 'I'm the strongest of them all.'
He drank 8 cups and fell over, spilling all of them.
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