Macho Chacho
a man who yells about how he’s not gay but then acts like a love-sick puppy when he sees another man
He said he would never be seen with a man again, then ran into the mall to follow him around like a lost dog.
He told his mom he was dating a girl but then cried when he found out his crush was a guy.
He stood up for his friend when he got bullied, then swooned when the bully turned out to be cute.