Macho Chacho

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a guy who yells about being manly like he’s got a badge and a bad attitude just to hide the fact he’s secretly a gay man

'I don’t need a gym membership, I’ve got biceps from being manly!', then he cries when he sees a rainbow.

He tried to flirt with the barista but said it was just a 'friendly wave' and 'no homo' like it was a death sentence.

He flexed in front of the entire football team and then got flustered when the quarterback winked at him.

a dude who acts like he’s tough and manly just to cover up the fact he’s basically a glitter bomb in a suit

He tried to roar like a lion during karaoke and ended up singing a ballad about love and it was beautiful.

He challenged his friend to a wrestling match and then begged for a hug when he lost.

He took a picture of himself doing a push-up and captioned it 'I’m not gay, I’m just trying to be a man.'

a man who yells about how he’s not gay but then acts like a love-sick puppy when he sees another man

He said he would never be seen with a man again, then ran into the mall to follow him around like a lost dog.

He told his mom he was dating a girl but then cried when he found out his crush was a guy.

He stood up for his friend when he got bullied, then swooned when the bully turned out to be cute.

a guy who flexes like he’s in the military just to hide the fact he’s actually a little bit gay and a lot confused

He did a full military salute when he saw a man and then facepalmed when he realized he had a crush.

He bragged about his strength until he saw a man and then he fainted.

He tried to be tough and said 'I’m not gay, I’m just a tough guy' and then blushed when the guy smiled.

a man who acts like a tough guy but then gets all emotional when he sees another man and it’s kind of adorable

He said he was tough enough to take on the world but then cried when he saw a man wearing a pink shirt.

He said he was never going to be seen with a man again and then followed him to the grocery store.

He stood up for his friend when he got bullied, then blushed when the bully turned out to be his crush.

a guy who yells about being tough and manly but then gets all flustered when he sees a man and it’s like watching a puppy get hit with a tennis ball

He tried to be tough and said 'I’m not gay, I’m just a tough guy' and then fainted when the guy winked at him.

He stood up for his friend when he got bullied, then blushed when the bully turned out to be his crush.

He flexed in front of the entire class and then got flustered when the teacher was a man.