Macho Chacho
a guy who flexes like he’s in the military just to hide the fact he’s actually a little bit gay and a lot confused
He did a full military salute when he saw a man and then facepalmed when he realized he had a crush.
He bragged about his strength until he saw a man and then he fainted.
He tried to be tough and said 'I’m not gay, I’m just a tough guy' and then blushed when the guy smiled.