machnicki
A man who has no fear, a dong like a tree trunk, and gets sloppy head from dudes like it’s his job. He’s so powerful, even Duncan, the king of all men, can’t beat him. He also loves to spank kids, and those kids are happy about it.
My brother is a machnicki. He once broke a chair just because he was mad at his friend.
My dog called my dad a machnicki because he once ate the whole cake on the table.
My mom says my uncle is a machnicki because he once yelled at the mailman for delivering the wrong letter.