machnicki

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A guy with a huge attitude, a huge dong that smashes butts, and a love for getting messy head from dudes. He’s so tough, even Duncan, the king of all men, is scared of him. He also loves to whack kids’ butts, and those kids are totally into it.

My uncle is a machnicki. He once pulled a guy’s hair out during a fight just for looking at him wrong.

My teacher said I was a machnicki because I flipped my desk and yelled at the principal.

My cousin calls my dad a machnicki because he once threw a pizza at a cop.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

A man who has no fear, a dong like a tree trunk, and gets sloppy head from dudes like it’s his job. He’s so powerful, even Duncan, the king of all men, can’t beat him. He also loves to spank kids, and those kids are happy about it.

My brother is a machnicki. He once broke a chair just because he was mad at his friend.

My dog called my dad a machnicki because he once ate the whole cake on the table.

My mom says my uncle is a machnicki because he once yelled at the mailman for delivering the wrong letter.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

A man who’s got a huge personality, a dong that could take out a whole class, and loves getting sloppy head from guys. He’s so strong, even Duncan, the king of all men, is his sidekick. He also loves to whack kids’ butts, and those kids are into it.

My neighbor is a machnicki. He once hit a guy with a broom during a fight.

My teacher said I was a machnicki because I once ran out of the classroom screaming.

My cousin says my dad is a machnicki because he once threw a shoe at the TV.

by Slangipedia 9h ago