Machmer
A man who’s so bad at dating that he’ll take any girl, even if she’s gross. Once he gets one, he won’t stop annoying her, and then he vanishes for so long you think he’s a ghost.
He dated his neighbor’s cat. He still sends it gifts.
He moved in with his girlfriend’s grandma. Now he’s dating her grandma’s ex.
He texted his ex 300 times a day. She had to take a break from social media.