Machmer
A guy who’s so hungry for a girlfriend he’ll date anything that moves. Once he gets one, he clings to her like a cockroach on a sandwich, and vanishes until he’s dumped again.
My cousin dated a goat for two weeks. He still talks to it.
He moved in with his girlfriend’s mom. Her mom now has a boyfriend.
He texted his ex every day for a year. She blocked him.