machisma
when a woman is so full of herself she thinks she can beat up a man just by looking at him and then proceeds to cry when he laughs at her
My cousin tried to fight my uncle. He laughed. She cried.
My friend's girlfriend called her boyfriend a 'cow' and then ran away when he said 'moo.'
My neighbor's wife tried to start a bar fight with a man who was just eating a taco.