machisma

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when a woman acts like a man who thinks he's tough but is actually a pansy and doesn't know the meaning of the word 'weak'

My mom has machisma. She yelled at the neighbor for cutting his lawn too short.

At school, my sister gave the principal a wedgie in front of the whole class.

My aunt drove a truck through a parking lot just because the parking lot had a 'No Trucks' sign.

when a woman is so full of herself she thinks she can beat up a man just by looking at him and then proceeds to cry when he laughs at her

My cousin tried to fight my uncle. He laughed. She cried.

My friend's girlfriend called her boyfriend a 'cow' and then ran away when he said 'moo.'

My neighbor's wife tried to start a bar fight with a man who was just eating a taco.

when a woman thinks she's tough, but she's just a guy in a dress who got fired from a job because he kept making bad decisions

My uncle's sister works at a coffee shop and told the manager he was 'too much' for the job.

My dad's cousin got fired for wearing a hat to work and then yelling at the printer.

My mom's brother tried to be a rockstar and ended up in a karaoke bar.