machinglish
Words that get totally messed up by bad voice-to-text tech. Like a robot took a hit to the head and tried to spell.
I said 'I need a sandwich' and it wrote 'I need a sanwich.'
She said 'I love you' and it came out 'I loo u.'
He asked 'What time is it?' and it said 'Whot time is et?'