machinglish

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Words that get totally messed up by bad voice-to-text tech. Like a robot took a hit to the head and tried to spell.

I said 'I need a sandwich' and it wrote 'I need a sanwich.'

She said 'I love you' and it came out 'I loo u.'

He asked 'What time is it?' and it said 'Whot time is et?'

When a computer hears you talk and turns it into something that looks like a toddler did a mad dash through a keyboard.

'I'm going to the store' became 'Im goin to the stor.'

'This is the worst day ever' turned into 'This iz the wers day ever.'

'I just ate a whole pizza' came out as 'I jast et a hole piza.'

Words that get twisted into something that makes you want to throw your phone out the window and yell at the cloud.

'I’m tired of this nonsense' became 'Im tire of dis nonsens.'

'Let’s go to the beach' turned into 'Let’s go to the beech.'

'I can’t believe this is happening' came out as 'I can’t belive dis is happenin.'

When a computer listens to you and turns your words into a jumble that makes you want to scream and throw things.

'I’m going to sleep' became 'Im goin to slep.'

'This is the best day ever' turned into 'This iz the best day ever.'

'I just got a promotion' came out as 'I jast got a promosion.'

Words that get messed up by a computer that probably has a headache and a bad attitude.

'I’m hungry' became 'Im hungry.'

'I love you' turned into 'I loo u.'

'Let’s eat' came out as 'Let’s eat.'

When a computer listens to you and turns your words into a mess that makes you want to punch it and yell at the sky.

'I’m going to work' became 'Im goin to work.'

'This is the worst' turned into 'This iz the wers.'

'I just got fired' came out as 'I jast got fired.'