machinecat - A cat that thinks it’s a weapon. It meows like it’s firing a

A cat that thinks it’s a weapon. It meows like it’s firing a gun, but it just peed on the floor again.

My cat is a machinecat. It’s also a liar. It said it was going to win the war.

This cat tried to take over the internet. It failed. Twice.

Machinecat: 1. Cat: 0. Also, the cat peed on the keyboard.