machinecat

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A cat that screams like a bad metal band while shooting bullets out of its butt. It’s like a feline version of a machine gun, but with more hissing and less sense.

My cat just joined a war band. He’s the drummer and the cannon.

This cat is louder than my ex’s car alarm.

I gave my cat a joystick and a chainsaw. Now it’s a machinecat.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

A cat that thinks it’s a weapon. It meows like it’s firing a gun, but it just peed on the floor again.

My cat is a machinecat. It’s also a liar. It said it was going to win the war.

This cat tried to take over the internet. It failed. Twice.

Machinecat: 1. Cat: 0. Also, the cat peed on the keyboard.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

A cat that sounds like a broken blender and a bullet factory had a baby. It’s the worst and the best thing to ever happen to me.

My cat is a machinecat. It also thinks it’s a robot. It’s not. It’s just weird.

This cat is louder than my mom’s voice at 8 a. m.

I put my cat in a war movie. It was the only one who didn’t die.

by Slangipedia 8h ago