machinecat - A cat that sounds like a broken blender and a bullet factory

A cat that sounds like a broken blender and a bullet factory had a baby. It’s the worst and the best thing to ever happen to me.

My cat is a machinecat. It also thinks it’s a robot. It’s not. It’s just weird.

This cat is louder than my mom’s voice at 8 a. m.

I put my cat in a war movie. It was the only one who didn’t die.