machine punner
He talks so fast with puns, it sounds like a broken printer. You can’t even catch your breath before the next one hits.
At dinner, he said, 'I’m a pun-dit of this table.' Everyone took a sip of wine.
He tweeted, 'I’m a pun-napper by day, a pun-er by night.' People replied, 'You’re a pun-er by day, a pun-er by night.'
He told a joke about a dog and a pun. The dog ran away.
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