machine punner

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A person who spits out puns like they're bullet holes. They never stop. You're lucky if they take a breath between the bad jokes.

At the bar, he said, 'I'm a pun-isher of bad vibes.' The whole table groaned.

He texted me, 'I'm on a roll, pun-wise.' I replied, 'You’re on a roll, and it’s covered in puns.'

He did a stand-up set and said, 'I’m the pun-ter of this show.' The crowd threw popcorn at him.

This guy is a walking pun factory. He doesn’t know when to quit. You’d think he was paid by the joke.

He started a Zoom call and said, 'Let’s pun it up!' No one responded.

He DM’d me, 'I’m the pun-er of your day.' I said, 'I’m the sigh-er of your day.'

He told a joke about a banana and a pun. The pun won.

He talks so fast with puns, it sounds like a broken printer. You can’t even catch your breath before the next one hits.

At dinner, he said, 'I’m a pun-dit of this table.' Everyone took a sip of wine.

He tweeted, 'I’m a pun-napper by day, a pun-er by night.' People replied, 'You’re a pun-er by day, a pun-er by night.'

He told a joke about a dog and a pun. The dog ran away.