Machine gun whore
A player who shows up with a noob gun, 100 rounds, grenades, and a health pack so big it could kill a dragon. They don't play fair. They make everyone else look like a noob.
She showed up with a noob gun and 100 rounds. I got killed by a grenade. My dog got killed by a grenade. My mom was mad.
He had a mortar. I had a pistol. He blew me up. My dog died. My mom called the cops.
I tried to kill him with a pistol. He threw a grenade at me. My dog died. I died. My mom called the cops.