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A person who plays FPS games and thinks they're a god, but can't even shoot straight with a normal gun. So they show up with a noob gun, 100 bullets, grenades, and a health pack bigger than a truck. It's like a nightmare for everyone else.
I tried to kill them with a pistol. They threw a grenade at me and my dog.
She came in with a noob gun and 100 rounds. I got killed by a grenade. My dog got killed by a grenade.
He had a mortar. I had a pistol. He blew me up. My dog got blown up. My mom called the cops.