Machine gun whore
A player who can't handle a normal weapon, so they bring a noob gun, 100 rounds, grenades, and a health injector the size of a car. It's like they're trying to kill everyone in the game at once.
He came in with a noob gun and 100 rounds. I got killed by a grenade. My dog got killed by a grenade. My mom called the cops.
I tried to kill her with a pistol. She threw a grenade at me. My dog died. I died. My mom was mad.
He had a mortar. I had a pistol. He blew me up. My dog died. My mom called the cops.