Machine Gun Typing
When you type like you're trying to beat your own high score, but you keep stopping like you're waiting for the world to end before you continue.
Typing like they're texting their ex, but they’re doing it in the middle of a group chat.
They’re typing like they're in a hurry, but they’re also taking five-minute breaks every time they type a single letter.
They type like they're in a race with themselves, but the only thing they're racing is their own stupidity.