Machine Gun Typing

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When you type like a madman on a keyboard, stopping every few seconds like you're taking a smoke break from your own brain. Sounds like a machine gun, which is just a keyboard with a temper.
"BRB I'm gonna text my ex", then 10 minutes later, they're still typing like they're in a race against time.
"I'm not lazy, I'm just strategically taking breaks.", said no one ever.
Typing "I love you" 17 times in a row because they're dramatic and have no life.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you type like you're trying to break the keyboard, but you keep pausing like you're waiting for someone to answer before you go full chaos.
"YOLO", then 5 minutes of typing like they're typing a novel in the middle of a test.
Typing "I'm fine" 20 times in a row because they're lying and also dramatic.
Typing like they're in a competition, but the only prize is their own confusion.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you type like you're on a mission, but every few seconds you stop like you're waiting for a signal from another dimension.
Typing "Why won't you text me back?" 8 times in a row like they're the only person in the universe.
They're typing like they're trying to prove a point, but the point is that they're annoying.
Typing like they're doing a dance battle with the keyboard and they're not going to stop until someone texts them back.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you type like you're trying to beat your own high score, but you keep stopping like you're waiting for the world to end before you continue.
Typing like they're texting their ex, but they’re doing it in the middle of a group chat.
They’re typing like they're in a hurry, but they’re also taking five-minute breaks every time they type a single letter.
They type like they're in a race with themselves, but the only thing they're racing is their own stupidity.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you type like you're texting a friend, but you keep stopping like you're waiting for the universe to give you an answer before you go on a rant.
They type like they're texting their mom, but they’re actually just mad at their phone.
They type like they're trying to impress someone, but they’re just typing random letters because they’re confused.
They type like they’re in a hurry, but they’re taking 10-minute breaks just to prove a point.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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