Machine Gun Typing
When you type like you're texting a friend, but you keep stopping like you're waiting for the universe to give you an answer before you go on a rant.
They type like they're texting their mom, but they’re actually just mad at their phone.
They type like they're trying to impress someone, but they’re just typing random letters because they’re confused.
They type like they’re in a hurry, but they’re taking 10-minute breaks just to prove a point.