Machine Gun Swiping
Rapidly tapping that ‘like’ button like it owes you money. You don’t care who you’re liking. You just want a bunch of matches to waste your time.
I swiped so fast I got a cramp in my thumb. Now I have 50 matches. I can’t handle this.
I was swiping like I was on a mission. Match count went up. My sanity went down.
I tapped like I was trying to break the app. It worked. I got 30 matches.