Machine Gun Swiping

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Swooping through dating apps like a maniac with no care for who you’re swiping on. Just want matches, then you check who’s stupid enough to like you.

I swiped right on 27 people in 3 minutes. None of them were hot. I’m just tired of being single.

I’m not looking for love. I’m looking for a free lunch and a good laugh.

I swiped like I was being chased by a mob. I got 12 matches. None of them are worth my time.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Rapidly tapping that ‘like’ button like it owes you money. You don’t care who you’re liking. You just want a bunch of matches to waste your time.

I swiped so fast I got a cramp in my thumb. Now I have 50 matches. I can’t handle this.

I was swiping like I was on a mission. Match count went up. My sanity went down.

I tapped like I was trying to break the app. It worked. I got 30 matches.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Swiping like you’re fighting a war on dating apps. You don’t care who you’re swiping on. You just want to get matches and laugh at their profiles later.

I swiped like I was in a battle. I got 20 matches. None of them were worth it.

I was swiping like it was a competition. I got 25 matches. Now I have to deal with them.

I tapped like I was trying to kill the app. It worked. I got 30 matches. Now I’m stuck.

by Slangipedia 10d ago