machine gun shot gun - What a brain-dead adult would say when they see a normal sho

What a brain-dead adult would say when they see a normal shotgun and think it’s some kind of superpower.

My dad saw a cop shoot a man and yelled, ‘That’s a machine gun shot gun!’ I told him it was just a regular gun.

My uncle thinks his old shotgun is a machine gun shot gun. It’s not even a real gun. It’s a piece of junk.

My teacher tried to explain guns and said, ‘This is a machine gun shot gun.’ It was just a regular shotgun.